Saturday, June 30, 2012

Too Much Regulation or Too Little?

     The answer is yes to both.  I will say that where regulations are needed such as Wall Street there aren't nearly enough the recent economic crash can be cited, although that is another issue for another post.

     As those who know me personally can attest to I love Lemonade, or more accurately 
I LOVE LEMONADE!!!!!!!  And I was surprised, I haven't seen nearly as many as I used to so being the lemonade addict that I am I wanted to know why.  You know what I found, I found that the police are actively going after kids lemonade stands.

     So I can go into a fast food joint whose tables haven't been washed since opening day, go to Taco Bell and order a Beef Taco without any real meat, go to a Wendy's whose floor is vacuumed about once every 10 years but a five year old can't sell lemonade?

     I have four words.

BACK THE F*CK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     Was that clear enough, how about solving the real problem, no one has ever gotten sick from buying a 10 year old's lemonade, they might actually have been helped by being hydrated after riding their bike in a record heatwave.  The job of the officers of the law is to protect and serve.  The only thing they are protecting is well there not actually protecting anything.  Their just taking away a child's pocket money.

     Their parents are out of work they want a new toy what better way than to cell lemonade?  I know I made money by preforming magic shows, $0.25 per trick per person.  I didn't see the need to go and get a permit.  If the cops are really that bored there are a lot of other pointless laws they can enforce.

Laws More important to enforce:
The law that prohibits the playing of domino's on Sunday, this is obviously a large public danger and must be treated as such.
Another Law that should take priority is the law prohibiting the wearing of a mask in public.
I could go on and on forever.  But I wont.  Do you want to know why?  I'll tell you anyway, BECAUSE IT IS POINTLESS AND ABOUT AS RELEVANT AS SHUTTING DOWN A LEMONADE STAND.





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